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    Default Terms to know

    TRAFFIC LIGHT -- apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

    DIVORCE -- postgraduate in School of Love.

    PIONEER -- early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.

    PEOPLE -- some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.

    SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it.

    SELF-CONTROL -- the ability to eat only one peanut.

    SALESMAN -- man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink.

    CANNIBAL -- person who likes to see other people stewed.

    EGOCENTRIC -- a person who believes he is everything you know you are.

    FOREIGN FILM -- any movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western.

    OPTIMIST -- girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

    MAGAZINE -- bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

    COLLEGE -- The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.

    EMERGENCY NUMBERS -- Police station, fire department and places that deliver.

    OPERA -- When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.

    BUFFET -- A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."

    BABY-SITTER -- A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.

    TATTOO -- Permanent proof of temporary insanity.



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    syc.......wtf
    lol
    statistics are what other people have chosen to make real.

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    Post grad in love is Divorce ? LOL

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    lol cute read

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    lmaoooooo
    quo... i wonder self
    Bboy .... kinda makes you wonder what masters is... or phd for that matter
    glad you enjoyed it chanty

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