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    My new girlfriend and I have a long-distance relationship. To tide us over between visits, she really wants to have phone sex. I have no idea what to say, and I always feel foolish. Any advice?

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    then you are fu.cked! Forget it!
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    First off I believe phone sex is the vocal rendition of what will happen if you two are making love in a room. Whatever you will want to do to her if she was with you, this time around you verbalize it.

    You just need to be creative with your words and be very imaginative as much as possible. You both have to be vocal and while she is telling you what she intends to do to you, imagine it happen and take it from there.
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    Thumbs down someday....might be the most romantic day

    Just be patience with her. Someday you will be able to make love to ber
    and it could the most romantic day of you'll life. I wouldn,t have phone sex with her. You are feeling foolish because you know that it is wrong.

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    My new girlfriend and I have a long-distance relationship. To tide us over between visits, she really wants to have phone sex. I have no idea what to say, and I always feel foolish. Any advice?

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    Just decide to move her to u or vice versa....please no phone sex it can make u blind early in life


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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmgrace View Post
    Just be patience with her. Someday you will be able to make love to ber
    and it could the most romantic day of you'll life. I wouldn,t have phone sex with her. You are feeling foolish because you know that it is wrong.
    why is it wrong? Its a new concept to this okurasenii boy. for all we know, he probably just began speaking on the phone for the 1st time, let alone this great leap to talk di.ck and pu.ssy grand entrance through wires and waves
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuTiEbABy View Post
    First off I believe phone sex is the vocal rendition of what will happen if you two are making love in a room. Whatever you will want to do to her if she was with you, this time around you verbalize it.

    You just need to be creative with your words and be very imaginative as much as possible. You both have to be vocal and while she is telling you what she intends to do to you, imagine it happen and take it from there.
    i don't think this guy can do it. He's not imaginative enough and probably shy to say me de me kote be wura wasum (I will put my d.ick in ur ear etc). Some yrs ago, the luv of my life said, my voice alone was enough to make her wet and the moment I uttered 'what are you wearing', orgas.m was about 5mins away. And im bloody creative, i could make a woman's nip.ples.m hard just be saying a few words which are not even that explicit. When it comes to verbal sex, i am a charismatic televangelist. U will catch the holy ghost in now time. Let the juices flow like sunday baptist church collection, kai!

    poor guy, if u dnt got it, u dnt got it. he must just tie his dic.k for the next comin yrs or look for a new love because his chic is Kansas, goin bye bye. Aboa funu. lool
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    Give her my number ... lolz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Q' lypse View Post
    i don't think this guy can do it. He's not imaginative enough and probably shy to say me de me kote be wura wasum (I will put my d.ick in ur ear etc). Some yrs ago, the luv of my life said, my voice alone was enough to make her wet and the moment I uttered 'what are you wearing', orgas.m was about 5mins away. And im bloody creative, i could make a woman's nip.ples.m hard just be saying a few words which are not even that explicit. When it comes to verbal sex, i am a charismatic televangelist. U will catch the holy ghost in now time. Let the juices flow like sunday baptist church collection, kai!

    poor guy, if u dnt got it, u dnt got it. he must just tie his dic.k for the next comin yrs or look for a new love because his chic is Kansas, goin bye bye. Aboa funu. lool
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    Quote Originally Posted by Q' lypse View Post
    then you are fu.cked! Forget it!
    How am I fvcked ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuTiEbABy View Post
    First off I believe phone sex is the vocal rendition of what will happen if you two are making love in a room. Whatever you will want to do to her if she was with you, this time around you verbalize it.

    You just need to be creative with your words and be very imaginative as much as possible. You both have to be vocal and while she is telling you what she intends to do to you, imagine it happen and take it from there.
    I tried several times. I think i'm too much into the real deal so talking without the woman in front of me seems far fetched. Thanks anyway I will give it another go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MegaMeister View Post
    How am I fvcked ?
    ehi massa, this is for real? i thought it was one of those problems ppl put online. Anyway, forget about the insults, 3y3 agoro nkoa . sometimes me y3 fockin k3k3.

    These long distant relationships r tough i kid u not bro. If phone sex is not in u its not in u. U just hafta find a way to maintain the relationship, it is very difficult, ive been there several tyms, not easy. But the phone sex not happening....??? It doesn't matter. Tough but it doesnt matter. True love will c u thru, phone sex is just an accessory, u feel me? An after taste. I had phone sex with my gal many many tyms, she played and played with herself like a Wimbledon tennis tournament, and where did it leave us? It died!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Q' lypse View Post
    ehi massa, this is for real? i thought it was one of those problems ppl put online. Anyway, forget about the insults, 3y3 agoro nkoa . sometimes me y3 fockin k3k3.

    These long distant relationships r tough i kid u not bro. If phone sex is not in u its not in u. U just hafta find a way to maintain the relationship, it is very difficult, ive been there several tyms, not easy. But the phone sex not happening....??? It doesn't matter. Tough but it doesnt matter. True love will c u thru, phone sex is just an accessory, u feel me? An after taste. I had phone sex with my gal many many tyms, she played and played with herself like a Wimbledon tennis tournament, and where did it leave us? It died!
    Q you are killing me here

    Mega ain't got the mojo. I agree with you phone sex is like a woman's booty some know how to work it others don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warmgrace View Post
    Just be patience with her. Someday you will be able to make love to ber
    and it could the most romantic day of you'll life. I wouldn,t have phone sex with her. You are feeling foolish because you know that it is wrong.
    Someday you say huh... by then the cobwebs would have overwhelmed the coochie LMAO. Busting a virgin coochie is no fun you know
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    Quote Originally Posted by Q' lypse View Post
    i don't think this guy can do it. He's not imaginative enough and probably shy to say me de me kote be wura wasum (I will put my d.ick in ur ear etc). Some yrs ago, the luv of my life said, my voice alone was enough to make her wet and the moment I uttered 'what are you wearing', orgas.m was about 5mins away. And im bloody creative, i could make a woman's nip.ples.m hard just be saying a few words which are not even that explicit. When it comes to verbal sex, i am a charismatic televangelist. U will catch the holy ghost in now time. Let the juices flow like sunday baptist church collection, kai!

    poor guy, if u dnt got it, u dnt got it. he must just tie his dic.k for the next comin yrs or look for a new love because his chic is Kansas, goin bye bye. Aboa funu. lool

    Hahahaha agyeshhhhh am dyin here......hmmm ba ona more serious note u right tho.......might as well look for a new one or just wait till u guys live together......lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fashion Yaa View Post
    Just decide to move her to u or vice versa....please no phone sex it can make u blind early in life

    Eishhh saa? thats news to me oooooo......ohh no wonder ma eyes aint that good like before....thx for the tip...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Q' lypse View Post
    ehi massa, this is for real? i thought it was one of those problems ppl put online. Anyway, forget about the insults, 3y3 agoro nkoa . sometimes me y3 fockin k3k3.

    These long distant relationships r tough i kid u not bro. If phone sex is not in u its not in u. U just hafta find a way to maintain the relationship, it is very difficult, ive been there several tyms, not easy. But the phone sex not happening....??? It doesn't matter. Tough but it doesnt matter. True love will c u thru, phone sex is just an accessory, u feel me? An after taste. I had phone sex with my gal many many tyms, she played and played with herself like a Wimbledon tennis tournament, and where did it leave us? It died!
    it always seems like im revealing secrets but unless u have video proof i know for a fact that type of mental orrgasm is unreal, its like porno/sexy mags with hot men....we ladies lie im sorry but its true....Q u often refer to ur soul mate in high regard n sincerly hope u two reunite even though she lied about phone sex orgaasm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infamous View Post
    Eishhh saa? thats news to me oooooo......ohh no wonder ma eyes aint that good like before....thx for the tip...
    Oh i was just joshing i have no scientific proof ...i just know there is a chemical exchange when man/woman experience orgaasm..so if its an orgassm felt just with a solo sexx act that chemical meant for the man/woman has no choice but to build up like how adipose tissue (fat)builds up overtime right? That ish cant be good no wonder the homless go blind early<----------i know thats wrong assumptions but my observations r unshackable
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fashion Yaa View Post
    Oh i was just joshing i have no scientific proof ...i just know there is a chemical exchange when man/woman experience orgaasm..so if its an orgassm felt just with a solo sexx act that chemical meant for the man/woman has no choice but to build up like how adipose tissue (fat)builds up overtime right? That ish cant be good no wonder the homless go blind early<----------i know thats wrong assumptions but my observations r unshackable
    Lol, that's very funny. Bro mega, just mumble some mumbo-jumbo when she's on the line. Be an actor. you can do it man. Or you could give me her number to set the pace for you bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fashion Yaa View Post
    it always seems like im revealing secrets but unless u have video proof i know for a fact that type of mental orrgasm is unreal, its like porno/sexy mags with hot men....we ladies lie im sorry but its true....Q u often refer to ur soul mate in high regard n sincerly hope u two reunite even though she lied about phone sex orgaasm
    Yaa, why would she lie to me? I can't be in a relationship based on lies, i will sense it and it will die in 5mins. I'm not one of those people who entered into shallow relationships that come with recipes of lies and deceit. Several times she hung up just before cummin'. Why would she still be holding onto the phone when enjoying the ultimate sexual experience? I used to complain a lot that I build her up to climax but she doesn't allow me to hear her scream and sh*t. Chalay dis b sum painful memories paa oo. Why u wanna make um remember? Ah ah ah!

    By the way, she's in a different relationship now with somebody else and 8weeks pregnant, another painful thin. Yaa koraa why, why? What reunification, its over. U make a brotha go places he doesn't wanna go...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Q' lypse View Post
    i don't think this guy can do it. He's not imaginative enough and probably shy to say me de me kote be wura wasum (I will put my d.ick in ur ear etc). Some yrs ago, the luv of my life said, my voice alone was enough to make her wet and the moment I uttered 'what are you wearing', orgas.m was about 5mins away. And im bloody creative, i could make a woman's nip.ples.m hard just be saying a few words which are not even that explicit. When it comes to verbal sex, i am a charismatic televangelist. U will catch the holy ghost in now time. Let the juices flow like sunday baptist church collection, kai!

    poor guy, if u dnt got it, u dnt got it. he must just tie his dic.k for the next comin yrs or look for a new love because his chic is Kansas, goin bye bye. Aboa funu. lool
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    Quote Originally Posted by MegaMeister View Post
    I tried several times. I think i'm too much into the real deal so talking without the woman in front of me seems far fetched. Thanks anyway I will give it another go.
    I believe you will not perfect it in one try. Since its something you are not used to and not comfortable with, it will take time for you to be able to get to the point that Q'lypse is talking about. If your girl is willing to work with you and at the same time, you are ready to give it a try, take it one step at a time.

    Practice makes one perfect. Dont beat yourself about it if you dont achieve what you want to after the next try......just like everything in life, push yourself to achieve what you want to if its worth it to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Infamous View Post
    Eishhh saa? thats news to me oooooo......ohh no wonder ma eyes aint that good like before....thx for the tip...
    hahahaaa bro please I need you to see so you can work and take care of me so please stop wai.....lolololol
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