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    Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo you got me cracking up
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    Default ah daddy

    Dad: I learnt ur WAEC result is out.

    Son: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole schl ? he failed..

    Dad: dats terrible, wat happened?

    Son: U also remember Tosin wey dey tutor me 4 house ? He failed too.

    Dad: wats with d poor performance?

    Son: Daddy I dunno, na so e b oh.

    Dad: so how was YOUR result?

    Son: haba daddy, if dem fail, wetin u expect, I be wizard?








    At dinner a little boy was asked by his mum to pray.. He started by saying; Dear God thank u for giving me such lovely parents.. Pls forgive our neighbor' s son for wrestling with my sister on her bed and making her sweat in the afternoon.. and his daughter for eating sausage from my brother's pants while he was sleeping in the sofa. Pls send clothes to all the naked ladies in dad's fon this winter and give shelter to the homeless man who uses mum's room when dad is at work.. AMEN..!!!





    A woman advising her daughter on how to deal with boys when they try to be nasty
    Mom:if the boy holds your breast say "don't"
    and if he tries your genitals say "stop"
    Girl:mom what if he holds both do i say "don't stop"?







    A Man buys a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
    He decided to test it at dinner:

    Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
    Son: At school (robot slaps son)
    ...
    Son: Okay I went to the movies!

    Dad: Which one?
    Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)

    Son: Okay I was watching ----.
    Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what ---- was! (robot slaps dad)

    Mom: hahahahaha ! after all he is your Son!(robot slaps Mom)
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    hahahhaahaa naughty child........
    Stop Judging me by YOUR standards and way of life....MINE is different




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    Hahahahahahaha!! eiii Ajbabe

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    HEHEHEHE MUM, MAY3 DEN
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    A woman advising her daughter on how to deal with boys when they try to be nasty
    Mom:if the boy holds your breast say "don't"
    and if he tries your genitals say "stop"
    Girl:mom what if he holds both do i say "don't stop"?
    smart kid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbabe View Post
    HEHEHEHE MUM, MAY3 DEN
    Hmm, im scared of you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Bitterz D'Alomo View Post
    smart kid.

    Why won't you say that. Adwaman adori wo tes3 biribi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Bitterz D'Alomo View Post
    smart kid.
    lolololololol grab both or none at all ...... i wonder which of the ladies in here abide by this wonderful advice ....

    pope u get fila/apo on this???
    statistics are what other people have chosen to make real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quophi Aletse View Post
    lolololololol grab both or none at all ...... i wonder which of the ladies in here abide by this wonderful advice ....

    pope u get fila/apo on this???
    of what use is one when you can grab both .... Akosua swears by it

    That is number one on her "wengeze" creed
    Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. ~Aesop

    Ignorance can be educated,drunkenness sobered,craziness medicated but there is no cure for STUPIDITY


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Bitterz D'Alomo View Post
    of what use is one when you can grab both .... Akosua swears by it

    That is number one on her "wengeze" creed
    hahahahahhahahaha
    icccccccccccccccccccccccccc .....

    wengeze creed paa ..... pope paa
    statistics are what other people have chosen to make real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akosua View Post
    Hmm, im scared of you


    hahahah of ur own lil angel, ohhhhhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Bitterz D'Alomo View Post
    of what use is one when you can grab both .... Akosua swears by it

    That is number one on her "wengeze" creed

    LOL!! Wo na wonnim

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbabe View Post
    hahahah of ur own lil angel, ohhhhhh
    Yes ooh. My lil angel scares me

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    TO ALL THE GREEDY GALS IN TOWN ::: a guy told his girlfriend " i might not be rich, i have no money,nor villa,cars or companies like ma friend JOHN but i love and adore you very much" de gal looked at him with tears in her eyes, hugged him like neva before and whispered in his ear " if u truly luv me, please introduce me to JOHN".... LMAO
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    At dinner a little boy was asked by his mum to pray.. He started by saying; Dear God thank u for giving me such lovely parents.. Pls forgive our neighbor' s son for wrestling with my sister on her bed and making her sweat in the afternoon.. and his daughter for eating sausage from my brother's pants while he was sleeping in the sofa. Pls send clothes to all the naked ladies in dad's fon this winter and give shelter to the homeless man who uses mum's room when dad is at work.. AMEN..!!!
    God please send all the naked women on Pope's fon some clothes, winter is fast approaching.
    Stop Judging me by YOUR standards and way of life....MINE is different




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    haHAHAHAHAHAAHAH u got me rollin on de floor here.....good one well deserved laughter....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quophi Aletse View Post
    lolololololol grab both or none at all ...... i wonder which of the ladies in here abide by this wonderful advice ....

    pope u get fila/apo on this???
    Na wo de3 de3n......none of us abides by this ...na fri ho
    Stop Judging me by YOUR standards and way of life....MINE is different




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    Quote Originally Posted by CuTiEbABy View Post
    God please send all the naked women on Pope's fon some clothes, winter is fast approaching.
    hmmm, as for you...i leave you in the able hands of the CANADIANS
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    eeeiisshhhhh asem oooooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Bitterz D'Alomo View Post
    hmmm, as for you...i leave you in the able hands of the CANADIANS
    Thats all you do and these Canadians cant do me jack......Come and face me yourself
    Stop Judging me by YOUR standards and way of life....MINE is different




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    Thats women for u........oh ok lemme rephrase...thats some women for u............
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    Blunt honesty.me likey
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajbabe View Post
    Dad: I learnt ur WAEC result is out.

    Son: Daddy u remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole schl ? he failed..

    Dad: dats terrible, wat happened?

    Son: U also remember Tosin wey dey tutor me 4 house ? He failed too.

    Dad: wats with d poor performance?

    Son: Daddy I dunno, na so e b oh.

    Dad: so how was YOUR result?

    Son: haba daddy, if dem fail, wetin u expect, I be wizard?

    hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaaaaa
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