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    “I'm going to say something that may sound controversial. Not long ago I was in prayer in my own study, and I know the Lord just like you know the Lord. And man I went in there and started off my day with the lord and said 'Lord Lord how you doing today. It’s going to be a great day. And I noticed the lord wasn't acting right, …cause I know God, you know when your child is not felling good, right. Hinn, right! You know when something, you may not know what it is but he wasn't acting right for lack of a better term. I know God I know him and I know the fulness of his presence , and I know him. And I said something’ wrong. And this is what I'm saying, it wasn't with me. And then it hit me, I said Lord you had a bad day? Now watch this (whenever faith teacher says this you need to pay careful attention, here it comes) I said and he said “Yea my children have been disobeying me” then it dawned on me. I said somebody hurt you today, I said lord I don't ever want to hurt you anymore so lord I’m going to cancel all my appointments and all this stuff that we call ministry and I'm gonna sit here and I don’t know how to say this God for a lack of better term, till you fell better. Cause so many people hurt him that day… Lord I said I'm just going to bless you I'm gonna praise you I'm gonna just call your name. And it dawned on me and the Lord went “Thank you Jesse.”
    (Interview-This is Your day, B. Hinn Feb. 2,000)


    This is Jess Duplantis for u,,Jess is going to solve God’s emotional distress personally,,,,,what a clown.

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    So the Lord has emotional distress ?? hmm (scratching my head)
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    huh, hmmmm ok
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    3y3 asem ooooo....God in emotional distress.....SMH
    Stop Judging me by YOUR standards and way of life....MINE is different




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    lolololololololol ...... what do u say to this koraa ..... the lord has emotional distress and doest act right when this happen because people hurt him so much that day????

    oh the limited human perspective and our thought systems that we project on "GOD"

    its all good though we are all in this together .... we are all spirit doing our best and we will get it right(for lack of a better term)
    statistics are what other people have chosen to make real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuTiEbABy View Post
    3y3 asem ooooo....God in emotional distress.....SMH
    lolololol is this shocking???? you are not aware of jehovah's emotions in the old testament????

    can u believe that god is jealous???? if u can believe that then emotional distress is not far off
    statistics are what other people have chosen to make real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asem View Post
    “I'm going to say something that may sound controversial. Not long ago I was in prayer in my own study, and I know the Lord just like you know the Lord. And man I went in there and started off my day with the lord and said 'Lord Lord how you doing today. It’s going to be a great day. And I noticed the lord wasn't acting right, …cause I know God, you know when your child is not felling good, right. Hinn, right! You know when something, you may not know what it is but he wasn't acting right for lack of a better term. I know God I know him and I know the fulness of his presence , and I know him. And I said something’ wrong. And this is what I'm saying, it wasn't with me. And then it hit me, I said Lord you had a bad day? Now watch this (whenever faith teacher says this you need to pay careful attention, here it comes) I said and he said “Yea my children have been disobeying me” then it dawned on me. I said somebody hurt you today, I said lord I don't ever want to hurt you anymore so lord I’m going to cancel all my appointments and all this stuff that we call ministry and I'm gonna sit here and I don’t know how to say this God for a lack of better term, till you fell better. Cause so many people hurt him that day… Lord I said I'm just going to bless you I'm gonna praise you I'm gonna just call your name. And it dawned on me and the Lord went “Thank you Jesse.”
    (Interview-This is Your day, B. Hinn Feb. 2,000)


    This is Jess Duplantis for u,,Jess is going to solve God’s emotional distress personally,,,,,what a clown.


    I DON'T THINK what he said came out how he intended for it to come across.

    And, u Asem di3 u shdnt even be the one posting this.

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    Lol, this post is quite funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akosua View Post
    I DON'T THINK what he said came out how he intended for it to come across.

    And, u Asem di3 u shdnt even be the one posting this.
    hahahahahaa eeeii Akosua ...so who should be posting it? Neo or Pope anaa Quophi....anaa me nhw3 Q'lypse......
    Stop Judging me by YOUR standards and way of life....MINE is different




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    Well at least the Lord talked back at you. eii
    and the Lord went “Thank you Jesse.”
    really ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuTiEbABy View Post
    hahahahahaa eeeii Akosua ...so who should be posting it? Neo or Pope anaa Quophi....anaa me nhw3 Q'lypse......
    LMAOOOO!! None of em. Pa pa bia enni mu

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    Quote Originally Posted by asem View Post
    “I'm going to say something that may sound controversial. Not long ago I was in prayer in my own study, and I know the Lord just like you know the Lord. And man I went in there and started off my day with the lord and said 'Lord Lord how you doing today. It’s going to be a great day. And I noticed the lord wasn't acting right, …cause I know God, you know when your child is not felling good, right. Hinn, right! You know when something, you may not know what it is but he wasn't acting right for lack of a better term. I know God I know him and I know the fulness of his presence , and I know him. And I said something’ wrong. And this is what I'm saying, it wasn't with me. And then it hit me, I said Lord you had a bad day? Now watch this (whenever faith teacher says this you need to pay careful attention, here it comes) I said and he said “Yea my children have been disobeying me” then it dawned on me. I said somebody hurt you today, I said lord I don't ever want to hurt you anymore so lord I’m going to cancel all my appointments and all this stuff that we call ministry and I'm gonna sit here and I don’t know how to say this God for a lack of better term, till you fell better. Cause so many people hurt him that day… Lord I said I'm just going to bless you I'm gonna praise you I'm gonna just call your name. And it dawned on me and the Lord went “Thank you Jesse.”
    (Interview-This is Your day, B. Hinn Feb. 2,000)


    This is Jess Duplantis for u,,Jess is going to solve God’s emotional distress personally,,,,,what a clown.
    Benny Hinn right? Yaawaa, I knew it, he concoct stories like this.. And people really listen to him.. Its the same guy who declared loudly at his congregation around 93 or so that the lord will burn homosexuals with fire in 1995 and everyone will see it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akosua View Post
    I DON'T THINK what he said came out how he intended for it to come across.
    Akos, this is Benny Hinn, believe this sh*t. Some of my family members listen to him and believe in his lies or stories like this he tells when he's on tv. I always stand in awe that people, grown up intelligent men and women listen to these stories which sound like a Sunday school teacher talking to children about some bible stories. He tries his best to tell his listeners how he was speaking to the lord this and that and it sounds so childish. I'm always surprised that people really believe him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Q' lypse View Post
    Akos, this is Benny Hinn, believe this sh*t. Some of my family members listen to him and believe in his lies or stories like this he tells when he's on tv. I always stand in awe that people, grown up intelligent men and women listen to these stories which sound like a Sunday school teacher talking to children about some bible stories. He tries his best to tell his listeners how he was speaking to the lord this and that and it sounds so childish. I'm always surprised that people really believe him.

    I dnt believe or disbelieve him. I dn't have an opinion abt him or what he says. Im totally indifferent to him.

    Its Asem I was after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akosua View Post
    I dnt believe or disbelieve him. I dn't have an opinion abt him or what he says. Im totally indifferent to him.

    Its Asem I was after.
    hahahhahaaa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akosua View Post
    LMAOOOO!! None of em. Pa pa bia enni mu
    s3 woa wani tua sister....3nko yiee enso omo ma y3 nya aso wo fie ha...tweaakaiiiii s3s33 omo se....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuTiEbABy View Post
    s3 woa wani tua sister....3nko yiee enso omo ma y3 nya aso wo fie ha...tweaakaiiiii s3s33 omo se....

    Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Q' lypse View Post
    Benny Hinn right? Yaawaa, I knew it, he concoct stories like this.. And people really listen to him.. Its the same guy who declared loudly at his congregation around 93 or so that the lord will burn homosexuals with fire in 1995 and everyone will see it
    Q',,,,, this is Jesse Duplantis talkin nonsense as usual when he was a guest on Benny Hinn’s program. Agree wit u though abt Benny hinn ,,truth is all these guys are in the same camp,,,they are all fake.
    This is benny hinn for u "Ladies and gentleman, Jesus is shaking the world! Now something else is happening that is to me awesome! Absolutely awesome! The Lord is physically appearing in the Muslim world”. (Benny Hinn, TBN's Spring fundraising Praise-A-Thon, April 2nd, 2000)

    Did anyone of u reading this heard anything of that sort happening,,,this is certainly a story to check out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akosua View Post
    I DON'T THINK what he said came out how he intended for it to come across.

    And, u Asem di3 u shdnt even be the one posting this.

    So tell us what he intended to say

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuTiEbABy View Post
    3y3 asem ooooo....God in emotional distress.....SMH

    asem paaa ooh hmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by asem View Post
    So tell us what he intended to say

    Thats not the point. U shdnt be the one pointing out what someone is preaching. find somewhere to sit ur skinny ass down.

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    didnt benny hinn also say sometime ago that jesus told him he(jesus) wants to appear to the congregation or something along those lines???(can remember the exact details) .....

    tv evangelism has become more of a business ... simple and tiatia .....

    u dont come to earth to be saved ..... saved from what???? where were you b4 u were born????
    statistics are what other people have chosen to make real.

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    And it dawned on me and the Lord went “Thank you Jesse.”
    I can't get over this part
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quophi Aletse View Post
    didnt benny hinn also say sometime ago that jesus told him he(jesus) wants to appear to the congregation or something along those lines???(can remember the exact details) .....

    tv evangelism has become more of a business ... simple and tiatia .....

    u dont come to earth to be saved ..... saved from what???? where were you b4 u were born????
    brother minister, what I've noticed is that people are weak and if you are not careful you can use them, take advantage of them big time. This is exactly what Hinn and others are doing. Someone sent me videos of so called false prophets and Hinn was one of them. It is so funny that, this guy comes on tv, says to his listeners and followers that they must buy a gift (it would either be something small like a piece of bracelet or some kinda symbol made of silver, $50). It is called gift but it is not free. Heeeeeeeeer, you know i sit and hit my focking head that n ask, why can't people think? What kind of gift is for sale?

    It is not just him, other televangelists do it too and call it GIFT. It is as if they meet and discuss what new strategy to use this decade, what new terms will bring more customers. Ehi! Christo som adwaman ne cha cha paa ni?!



    Then here comes the biggest one and the most dumb. He says donate at least $60, this is called 'seed', that is, sowing a seed, we will pray together and watch your seed grow. He says he needs the seed because there is a lot of debt for him to pay. By sowing this seed, ie, by donating, God will bless you with more. Then he adds some bible verses to cement it, use an example of someone who did it and got like 7 times that amount a few weeks later.

    The question, how come you can't do it yourself, how come you can't sow you own seed or ask God to 7x your money so that you can pay these debts? Sometimes Im so in shock that I wanna cry. PEOPLE?!!!!! WHAT??!!
    When one loses the deep intimate relationship with nature, then temples, mosques and churches become important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Q' lypse View Post
    brother minister, what I've noticed is that people are weak and if you are not careful you can use them, take advantage of them big time. This is exactly what Hinn and others are doing. Someone sent me videos of so called false prophets and Hinn was one of them. It is so funny that, this guy comes on tv, says to his listeners and followers that they must buy a gift (it would either be something small like a piece of bracelet or some kinda symbol made of silver, $50). It is called gift but it is not free. Heeeeeeeeer, you know i sit and hit my focking head that n ask, why can't people think? What kind of gift is for sale?

    It is not just him, other televangelists do it too and call it GIFT. It is as if they meet and discuss what new strategy to use this decade, what new terms will bring more customers. Ehi! Christo som adwaman ne cha cha paa ni?!



    Then here comes the biggest one and the most dumb. He says donate at least $60, this is called 'seed', that is, sowing a seed, we will pray together and watch your seed grow. He says he needs the seed because there is a lot of debt for him to pay. By sowing this seed, ie, by donating, God will bless you with more. Then he adds some bible verses to cement it, use an example of someone who did it and got like 7 times that amount a few weeks later.

    The question, how come you can't do it yourself, how come you can't sow you own seed or ask God to 7x your money so that you can pay these debts? Sometimes Im so in shock that I wanna cry. PEOPLE?!!!!! WHAT??!!
    lolol that seed to pay debt and god will bless the one who sold the seed is very funny paaa .......

    most of these tele evangelist dont live within their means .... jimmy swaggart was raking in millions of dollars a month but still couldnt cover his expenses ......

    one of benny hinn's marketing scheme that i saw on tv was when he was selling a pen with the lord's prayer on it for 75 dollars ....

    the guy said he was thinking and writing about something where he was blanking out with a common pen in his hand ... he put that common pen down and took the lords prayer pen .... he put the lords prayer pen on the paper and suddenly the pen started moving by itself in his hand writing perfect sentences .... lololololol

    wonderful pastor hinn but was he suggesting that the pen somehow knew what he was thinking and brought the perfect sentences when he blanked out ..... anyways

    obiaa ne ne taste ......
    statistics are what other people have chosen to make real.

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