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    Default the ----- asked for a raise, lol

    I, the -----, hereby request a raise in salary for the following

    reasons:

    I do physical labor

    I work at great depths

    I plunge head first into everything I do

    I do not get weekends off or public holidays

    I work in a damp environment

    I don't get paid overtime

    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation

    I work in high temperatures

    My work exposes me to contagious diseases
    -----...



    Dear -----,

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments

    you have raised, the administration rejects your request for

    the following reasons:

    You do not work 8 hours straight

    You fall asleep on the job after brief work period

    You do not always follow the orders of the management team

    You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit

    other areas

    You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and

    stimulated in order to start working

    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such

    as wearing the correct protective clothing

    You'll retire well before reaching 65

    You're unable to work double shifts

    You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have

    completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have

    been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace

    carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.


    Sincerely,

    The Management
    AJ

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    Ajbabe....whats the ------?

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    This is what got me laughing...
    you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
    Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. ~Aesop

    Ignorance can be educated,drunkenness sobered,craziness medicated but there is no cure for STUPIDITY


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Bitterz D'Alomo View Post
    This is what got me laughing...
    been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags
    Pope does it remind you of anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuTiEbABy View Post
    Ajbabe....whats the ------?
    e be "go tear" aa "church" ?

    lolol
    statistics are what other people have chosen to make real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quophi Aletse View Post
    e be "go tear" aa "church" ?

    lolol
    Lmbaooooooooooooooooo.......yieeee as for you, I go repeat am.......your head no dey correct........Lord have mercy

    abi you know you have to translate.........so do am fast......

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuTiEbABy View Post
    Lmbaooooooooooooooooo.......yieeee as for you, I go repeat am.......your head no dey correct........Lord have mercy

    abi you know you have to translate.........so do am fast......
    my mental faculty that handles information in twi and translation from english to twi is on vacation right now ....... lolololol ....

    maybe fashionista or ajbabe(if she speaks twi) or kwamena q'lypse will translated that for us ... lololol
    statistics are what other people have chosen to make real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quophi Aletse View Post
    my mental faculty that handles information in twi and translation from english to twi is on vacation right now ....... lolololol ....

    maybe fashionista or ajbabe(if she speaks twi) or kwamena q'lypse will translated that for us ... lololol
    vacation paaaa we don die finish....... Q'lypse where are you? Quophi ti kelenkele needs your help...........lololol

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    here too, kai
    When one loses the deep intimate relationship with nature, then temples, mosques and churches become important.
    .........Jiddu Krishnamurti

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    Quote Originally Posted by Q' lypse View Post
    here too, kai
    babiaa babiaaa.......babiaa awu ..........

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