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    Default Embarrassing and funny worst first date story ever.


    If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you
    read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We
    have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

    Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a
    woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.

    There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

    She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her
    skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no
    overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing
    was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that

    They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize
    that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from
    anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested
    she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the
    heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had
    better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his

    They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down
    and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
    rest against the rear fender to steady herself..

    Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a
    real gentleman and refrained from peeking.. All she could think about was the
    relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

    Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent
    to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued
    against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came
    to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
    quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

    Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered
    her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she
    was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!

    He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then,
    as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the
    giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her
    dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
    with a real problem.

    Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip
    of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
    first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
    So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his
    pants and pee her butt off the fender.

    As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands
    down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your first date
    was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being
    pissed off.'

    Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting
    next to her on the Leno show.

    Courtesy Jay Leno Show

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    BBoy T


    this is so funny.

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