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    During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.

    "Look, I`ll give you $100 if you`ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I`m to promise to `love, honor and obey` and `forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,` I`d appreciate it if you`d just leave that part out."

    He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

    It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged.

    When it comes time for the groom`s vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says,

    "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

    The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "I do."

    The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."

    The pastor put the $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."

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    This priest has a special place reserved in hell gaddamn lmao
    Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. ~Aesop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Bitterz D'Alomo View Post
    This priest has a special place reserved in hell gaddamn lmao
    hahahhha nope...straight to heaven he will go...ppphhbbtttttt

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    lol lol lol lol ..... useless vows ..... lolol ah thought up by the woman i c ...... e no dey wanwa me lol
    statistics are what other people have chosen to make real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quophi Aletse View Post
    lol lol lol lol ..... useless vows ..... lolol ah thought up by the woman i c ...... e no dey wanwa me lol
    Quophi this one too dey pain you.....

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    I am doing a class assignment and i need fto know what this wise saying means and i dont know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beardala View Post
    I am doing a class assignment and i need fto know what this wise saying means and i dont know.
    Well maybe if you started by telling us what the saying is........
    Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. ~Aesop

    Ignorance can be educated,drunkenness sobered,craziness medicated but there is no cure for STUPIDITY


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