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    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

    WHEN YOU'RE OLD
    AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

    George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going
    up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
    garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George
    opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were
    people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

    He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
    stealing from me.
    Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock
    your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.."

    George said, "Okay."
    He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police
    again.

    "Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
    stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about
    them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them
    right now." and he hung up.

    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two
    Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
    residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd
    shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

    Don't mess with old people.

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    hahaha.............good one

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    lololol nice one
    statistics are what other people have chosen to make real.

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    Goodness, i laughed so hard i think i may have raptured something LOL
    Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. ~Aesop

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    Lol, same here pope. Very funny.

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