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    My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE...
    "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

    My mother taught me RELIGION...
    "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

    My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL...
    "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

    My mother taught me LOGIC...
    "Because I said so, that's why."


    My mother taught me LOGIC... #2
    "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

    My mother taught me FORESIGHT...
    "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

    My mother taught me IRONY...
    "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

    My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS...
    "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

    My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM...
    "Will you LOOK at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

    My mother taught me about STAMINA...
    "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

    My mother taught me about WEATHER...
    "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."


    My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS...
    "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen THEN?"

    My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY...
    "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't exaggerate!"

    My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION...
    "Stop acting like your father!"

    My mother taught me about ENVY...
    "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"


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    Be yourself and use your own words not copy and pastes..THE WORLD WORSHIPS THE ORIGINAL CIAO FOR NOW

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    This is a forum, there are no rules for what to post and what not to. I post and give the necessary credits to the originator of the article. This ain't no Blog ! It's called adding CONTENT capice !

    Still American's can't spell take it or leave it ! Like they say opinions are like noses.....now sue me.

    I will c&p when and where necessary just to rile you up the more. After all it's a free world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pope bitterz d'alomo View Post
    this is a forum, there are no rules for what to post and what not to. I post and give the necessary credits to the originator of the post.

    Still american's can't spell take it or leave it ! Like they say opinions are like noses.....now sue me.

    I will c&p when and where necessary just to rile you up the more. After all it's a free world.
    muahahahahhahaha. Since statin your intention to rile i welcome the c&p's all the more. But please lets make an even keel of ur originality and you c&p's. I want to pick your brain and enjoy your mind. Ciao for now

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    Nice post! Please ignore Enchantress. she sounds like an old lady. Copy and paste is good for the forum. The forum is new and doesrequire content.

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    Like I dey mind am sef ! Massa i dey feel your avatar. haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    Nice post! Please ignore Enchantress. she sounds like an old lady. Copy and paste is good for the forum. The forum is new and doesrequire content.
    As if being an old lady is a negativity....The older the wiser should not be gender specific. Ciao for now

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    My grandma frequents the club every Friday night. My 2year old cousin has grey hair all over. Spot the irony and figure out the logic. Peace!

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    Dang ya'll got some sharp tongues. Okay well I like the intention of the post. Mother's ought to be commended GOSH.


    all go to the same place ;all come from dust and to the dust all return. who knows if the human spirit rises upward and if the spirit of the animal goes down into the earth?
    ecclesiastes 3:20-21 :-x

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    Just when i was about to get my popcorn to relax and watch the fight you throw cold water on the action. Fashion Yaa why ? lol

    Good find Pope, I enjoyed reading it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBoy T View Post
    Just when i was about to get my popcorn to relax and watch the fight you throw cold water on the action. Fashion Yaa why ? lol

    Good find Pope, I enjoyed reading it.
    You are too wrong, I guess its the pacifist in me! But yeah it is a good find.


    all go to the same place ;all come from dust and to the dust all return. who knows if the human spirit rises upward and if the spirit of the animal goes down into the earth?
    ecclesiastes 3:20-21 :-x

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