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    If you try to fail and succeed, what have
    you done?

    How is it one careless match can start a
    forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
    start a campfire?

    Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
    called rush-hour?

    What's the speed of dark?

    If physics can predict lottery numbers,
    why are they still working?

    If you run backwards will you gain weight?

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
    buy her friends?

    What happens when you get scared
    half-to-death twice?

    Can a blind person feel blue?

    How can a house burn up when it burns
    down?

    Are you telling the truth when you lie in
    bed?

    If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
    bad thing?

    How do you know when a Smurf
    suffocates?

    Despite the cost of living, why does it
    remain so popular?

    If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
    would you know?

    In Chinese why are the words for crisis
    and opportunity the same?

    Why does X stand for a kiss?

    Why does O stand for a hug?

    Why is the alphabet in that order?

    How does skating on thin ice get you into
    hot water?

    Why are they called stands when there
    made for sitting?

    Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
    the unexpected expected?

    When cheese gets its picture taken what
    does it say?

    Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
    there a law saying your not allowed to put
    sticks in them?

    Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
    opposites?

    If work is so terrific how come they have
    to pay you to do it?

    Should crematoriums give discounts for
    those who died in fires?

    Is it possible to have a civil-war?

    If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
    still #2?

    Do tea makers have coffee breaks?

    Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

    Why do they announce power shortages
    on TV?

    Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
    mime?

    Why do you press harder on the
    remote-control when you know the
    battery is dead?

    How can batteries die?

    If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
    its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
    will it be?

    Why are buildings called buildings when
    there finished? Shouldn't they be called
    builts?

    Why is abbreviated such a long word?

    Why is it that when you tell a man there
    are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
    when you tell him there's wet paint he has
    to touch it?

    Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?


    Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
    do is called 'practice'?

    Would a fly without wings be called a
    walk?

    If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
    homeless or *****?

    Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
    injections?

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    Interesting. One can only answer these questions when inebriated, if you don't mind contact me for answers on Friday night during happy hour,right before karaoke. lol
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    Hmmm.... some minds are in overdrive .... very interesting questions though....

    And also...

    When something is new and improved, which one is it!!!
    Is it new - the first of its kind OR improved- which would mean that an older version already exists!!

    And who tastes cat/dog food when it supposed to be improved - and has a new flavour

    Why is it that dishwasher soap has real lemon and a lemon juice has artificial lemon flavours!!!

    Why is it that they always say "watch your head" right after you bump it

    And whats with that advertising crap - "You too can be a winner, no purchase necessary, details are inside the package!!!!" What???
    Last edited by syc; 8th October 2010 at 10:05 PM.

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