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    Default Balotelli Caught Breaking Into A Women's Prison

    Official Spoiler mascot and crown prince of shenanigans, Mario Balotelli, is back!

    After lying low for a while, convalescing from recent knee surgery (pre-operation hijinks? Expect nothing less.), Super Mario has bounded back into the headlines by trying to stage a prison break INTO a women’s jail.

    Mario and his 17-year-old brother Enock were arrested in the Italian city of Brescia, near Milan, and questioned for half an hour on Friday after deciding, out of curiosity, to have a wander around the grounds of an all-female clink.

    Says prison screw Calogero Lo Presti:

    We saw a high-powered *Mercedes coupé come through the gate with two lads on board, and after a few minutes we realised Balotelli was one of them.

    They were questioned for 30 minutes to get their details and by the end both were frightened. *Balotelli said he was sorry. They said they had seen the gate was open, and went in without knowing that you need special permission to visit a jail.

    They added they were specially curious at the fact it was a women’s prison.

    Last edited by Pope Bitterz D'Alomo; 8th October 2010 at 11:03 PM.

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    Moderator syc's Avatar
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    ....lol..... the super mario brothers come to safe the day, ... rescue a few locked up gals.....lmfaooooooooo

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    Super Moderator Pope Bitterz D'Alomo's Avatar
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    ok it's official this boy is a NUTCASE.
    Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. ~Aesop

    Ignorance can be educated,drunkenness sobered,craziness medicated but there is no cure for STUPIDITY

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    I think they met some chicks on the net and the address given the boys turned out to be the prison. FOR REALS, well good to know he kicks it with is kid bro

    all go to the same place ;all come from dust and to the dust all return. who knows if the human spirit rises upward and if the spirit of the animal goes down into the earth?
    ecclesiastes 3:20-21 :-x

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