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    Moderator syc's Avatar
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    Default From the mouth of babes...

    A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking
    to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him.
    She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some
    independence but yet know that he was safe.
    So she had an idea of how to handle it.

    She asked a neighbor, Mrs. Goodnest, if she would
    please follow him to school in the mornings, staying
    at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her.
    Mrs. Goodnest said that since she was up early with
    her toddler anyway,it would be a good way for them to
    get some exercise as well, so she agreed.

    The next school day, Mrs. Goodnest and her little
    girl, Marcy, set out following behind Timmy as he
    walked to school with another neighbor boy he knew.
    She did this for the whole week. As the boys walked
    and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's little
    friend noticed the same lady was following them as she
    seemed to do every day all week.

    Finally he said to Timmy, "Have you noticed that lady
    following us to school all week? Do you know her?"

    Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is."

    The friend said, "Well, who is she?"

    "That's just Shirley Goodnest," Timmy replied, "and
    her daughter Marcy."

    "Shirley Goodnest? Who is she and why is she following

    "Well," Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes
    me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she
    worries about me so much. And in the Psalm, it says,
    'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the
    days of my life', so I guess I'll just have to get
    used to it!"

    The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his
    face to shine upon you, and be gracious to you; the
    Lord lift His countenance upon you, and give you!
    peace. Numbers 6:22-26

    May "Shirley Goodnest" and "Marcy" be with you today,
    and always.

    Source: Online

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    Bipolar Neo's Avatar
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    funny but really nice piece

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    Super Moderator Pope Bitterz D'Alomo's Avatar
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    "Shirley Goodnest's" feet must be worn out because she's been following millions of people. LOL
    Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. ~Aesop

    Ignorance can be educated,drunkenness sobered,craziness medicated but there is no cure for STUPIDITY

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    Yea Neo, it really is

    Lol Pope, and lil' Marcy too

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    BBoy T


    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Lol

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