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    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

    Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

    A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

    There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after.


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    All i can say is Hmmm.
    There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after.

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    lol, say no more ehh Mega?

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    All i can say is Hmmmmmm too. Untill u are gone, that's when they begin to be the revitalized "Hamatan pawpaw"

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    hmmmm...wondering how I missed this one but....hmmmmmm syc...u eeeehhhhh....wait...we'll see...lol

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    hmmm......

    I heard you need to be careful when a lady goes like "hmmm....."

    Hmmm.... i wonder what you have to do when two ladies go hmmm.....

    Cutieee... please dont let me "see" tooo much....lololol

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    Quote Originally Posted by syc View Post
    hmmm......

    I heard you need to be careful when a lady goes like "hmmm....."

    Hmmm.... i wonder what you have to do when two ladies go hmmm.....

    Cutieee... please dont let me "see" tooo much....lololol
    hahahahaha u dey fear......it means you are in a lot of trouble........you go smell pepper soon.

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    heehehhhe lololololol

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