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    Default Why i lost my job

    After landing a new job as a Sainsbury's greeter, I lasted less than a day......

    About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, and unattractive woman marched into the store dragging her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Sainsbury's. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Of course they ain't fucking twins! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
    So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone actually shagged you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Sainsbury's!"


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    Haha, he gave it to her like it is. Way to go. Now he can try Tesco, they have a lot of rude customers.

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    Thats true man... after all every little helps

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