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    Default One of my Secondary School love letters. The Brightness of this day...

    My dearest prospective lover,

    With the flowers that appear in your house and my house, the devotion of birds and the voice of turtles, i pick up my golden pen from the basket of love to say hello to you.

    The brightness of this day has given me the opportunity to write to you. It affords me much pleasure to denote my memory glance through internal and external features of yours.

    I have never met or encountered any woman of your calibre before and since we met i have become a victim of your affection.

    Even though the interest in you turned out to be a magnetism, i satisfied my will-power by having your address.

    On the other hand, since i arrived at school i have been dreaming continuously of you to be my star of choice.

    It is said that perseverance conquers difficulties so i will make sure i conquer any difficulty that will prevent me from loving you.

    I am the only one who can lead you to cross the red sea. My love for you is more than a Hammatan papaw.

    As long as the melodies lingers on, you will always be the apple of my eye. You will always be the sugar in my tea.

    Your reply will be highly appreciated, also hope to see u during the "intercor".

    please take all mistakes as sweet kisses.

    Your delightful lover

    Magic Capacity

    You look back and think, damn that was crappy and corny..lol
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    Good old memories that this letter brings and to think of the things that used to happen at "Interco" and "Superzo"......oooh laaawwwwwdddddyyy

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    The brightness of this day has given me the opportunity to write to you.
    The brightness of this day has given me the opportunity to jot you this missive. How are you ? I hope you are fine.Among all the fishes in the sea,my net caught you..

    Chalay, you no write dis one some den u no be ogboo..LOOOOOOOOOOOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by neoxiang View Post
    I am the only one who can lead you to cross the red sea. My love for you is more than a Hammatan papaw.
    Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. ~Aesop

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    Haha mega you got that right bro. Jot you this missive. lol brings back memories!

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    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Hammatan papw paa, the day my uncle saw this, he almost killed me. Then he had the nerve to bring the letter on campus to find the admirer, ei this man, which embarrassment be this, you are the "prettiest" cocoa shell i've ever lay my eyes across. Remember how many times they walk a girl back and forth from one dorm to the other, hoping to get a kiss or smooch. Hmmmmmm

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    dear maame sarpong.....

    i thank the breath of life for giving me this opportunity to write u this letter.....

    i am labeled a man of few words but the strange thing is that when u are in my vicinity, battalions of words are not enough to express myself coherently .....

    remember recently when we were passing each other by at the gutter and i happened to fall into the gutter......
    i was not intoxicated or metaphorically speaking - a ganja farmer ..... i was seriously blinded by a pure aura and beauty coming from ur end ...... my goodness e "kiki" me like i put safety pin for socket...... i scraped my knees and elbows but im recovering well....

    Three days ago .... i was sitting on a rock passing time in all its meaninglessness unless u are around....... i had an epiphany as i sat on that rock...... as i looked at the horizon...... contemplating soul mates and love at first sight...... something enter me well well and i suddenly screamed......... "MAAME SARPONG ..... ME PƐ WO"...... there were some wetness around my face and especially eyes after that beautiful spontaneous experience which is under serious investigation to determine whether e be tears or sweat....

    In closing .....
    i promised myself not to use such common ridiculous cliches such as "u are the butter on my bread, sugar in my tea" on a queen like u but let me share an experience i had this morning with u.....

    i forgot to put sugar in my tea and took a sip which was sour to say the least...... but as the thoughts about u enter my mind and i took another sip of the sour tea ..... the tea turn sweet paaa which go fit give person diabetes ....... OH U ARE THE SUGAR IN MY DAMN TEA! ......

    oh im becoming flabbergasted
    awuradi....
    m'ano ato.....

    urs truly Q the boy
    Last edited by Quophi Aletse; 24th September 2010 at 04:48 PM.
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    LOLOLOL .... these letter where common paaa..... even at the JSS level.....

    i tried as much as possible to stay way from the common cliches as "butter on my bread, sugar in my tea" etc

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL .......

    boys dey force oooooo back in the day
    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quophi Aletse View Post
    dear maame sarpong.....

    i thank the breath of life for given me this opportunity to write u this letter.....

    i am labeled a man of few words but the strange thing is that when u are in my vicinity, battalions of words are not enough to express myself coherently .....

    remember recently when we were passing each other by at the gutter and i happened to fall into the gutter......
    i was not intoxicated or metaphorically speaking - a ganja farmer ..... i was seriously blinded by a pure aura and beauty coming from ur end ...... my goodness e "kiki" me like i put safety pin for socket...... i scraped my knees and elbows but im recovering well....

    Three days ago .... i was sitting on a rock passing time in all its meaninglessness unless u are around....... i had an epiphany on that rock...... as i looked at the horizon...... contemplating soul mates and love at first sight...... something enter me well well and i suddenly screamed......... "MAAME SARPONG ..... ME PƐ WO"...... there were some wetness around my face and especially eyes after that beautiful spontaneous experience which is under serious investigation to determine whether e be tears or sweat....

    In closing .....
    i promise not to use such common ridiculous cliches such as "u are the butter in my bread" on a queen like u but let me share an experience i had this morning with u.....

    i forgot to put sugar in my tea and took a sip which was sour to say the least...... but as the thoughts about u enter my mind and took another sip..... the tea turn sweet paaa which go fit give person diabetes ....... OH U ARE THE SUGAR IN MY DAMN TEA! ......

    oh im becoming flabbergasted
    awuradi....
    m'ano ato.....

    urs truly Q the boy
    Quophi, herrrrr, see me see trouble, i don laff so ma ribbs won commot, see, i don waste my small morning grits wey adey chop. Oh, Maame Sarpong, am flabbergasted too. Men... wtf.
    w'ano ato ampa...lolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quophi Aletse View Post
    dear maame sarpong.....

    i thank the breath of life for giving me this opportunity to write u this letter.....

    i am labeled a man of few words but the strange thing is that when u are in my vicinity, battalions of words are not enough to express myself coherently .....

    remember recently when we were passing each other by at the gutter and i happened to fall into the gutter......
    i was not intoxicated or metaphorically speaking - a ganja farmer ..... i was seriously blinded by a pure aura and beauty coming from ur end ...... my goodness e "kiki" me like i put safety pin for socket...... i scraped my knees and elbows but im recovering well....

    Three days ago .... i was sitting on a rock passing time in all its meaninglessness unless u are around....... i had an epiphany as i sat on that rock...... as i looked at the horizon...... contemplating soul mates and love at first sight...... something enter me well well and i suddenly screamed......... "MAAME SARPONG ..... ME PƐ WO"...... there were some wetness around my face and especially eyes after that beautiful spontaneous experience which is under serious investigation to determine whether e be tears or sweat....

    In closing .....
    i promised myself not to use such common ridiculous cliches such as "u are the butter on my bread, sugar in my tea" on a queen like u but let me share an experience i had this morning with u.....

    i forgot to put sugar in my tea and took a sip which was sour to say the least...... but as the thoughts about u enter my mind and i took another sip of the sour tea ..... the tea turn sweet paaa which go fit give person diabetes ....... OH U ARE THE SUGAR IN MY DAMN TEA! ......

    oh im becoming flabbergasted
    awuradi....
    m'ano ato.....

    urs truly Q the boy
    OMG....eeeiii Quophi..I always tell you say you craze, you dey think say I dey lie.....U make I laugh inside this office like something...dem all want know why....asem ooooooooooo
    naaaa Quophi as for this one...I dey bow ..lmboooooooooooooooooo

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    Dear Bra Akwasi Paul,

    The brightness of this day has given me the opportunity to pen you these few words.
    How are you ? I hope you are fine by the grace of God.
    Bra Akwasi Paul, the thing me and you do has germinate and maame has seen. Please Bra Akwasi Paul send me some money quick for uproot because I loveyou. God bless you in Jesus name. Amen

    yours sincerely,

    Obaa Yaa Manu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MegaMeister View Post
    Dear Bra Akwasi Paul,

    The brightness of this day has given me the opportunity to pen you these few words.
    How are you ? I hope you are fine by the grace of God.
    Bra Akwasi Paul, the thing me and you do has germinate and maame has seen. Please Bra Akwasi Paul send me some money quick for uproot because I loveyou. God bless you in Jesus name. Amen

    yours sincerely,

    Obaa Yaa Manu.


    Mega.......hmmmm u need to send money quick to comot this thing. I told u not to do but you do..........loooooooool......now maame has seen and paapa is angry, ready to kill me.........lmbooooooooooooooooooo
    I cant stop laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by MegaMeister View Post
    Dear Bra Akwasi Paul,

    The brightness of this day has given me the opportunity to pen you these few words.
    How are you ? I hope you are fine by the grace of God.
    Bra Akwasi Paul, the thing me and you do has germinate and maame has seen. Please Bra Akwasi Paul send me some money quick for uproot because I loveyou. God bless you in Jesus name. Amen

    yours sincerely,

    Obaa Yaa Manu.
    AWURADE MAWU ...

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL

    the thing me and you do has germinate paa

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - I DEY GROUND

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaida View Post
    Quophi, herrrrr, see me see trouble, i don laff so ma ribbs won commot, see, i don waste my small morning grits wey adey chop. Oh, Maame Sarpong, am flabbergasted too. Men... wtf.
    w'ano ato ampa...lolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolxx
    lol jaida paa .... but u know how these jss/sss girls like a man who uses big english and things...... lololol used to look through dictionary looking for big words and forming incoherent sentences with them lololololol ...... it improved my vocabs though .... hahahahahaha
    Last edited by Quophi Aletse; 25th September 2010 at 05:39 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuTiEbABy View Post
    OMG....eeeiii Quophi..I always tell you say you craze, you dey think say I dey lie.....U make I laugh inside this office like something...dem all want know why....asem ooooooooooo
    naaaa Quophi as for this one...I dey bow ..lmboooooooooooooooooo
    see the pot trying to tell the kettle e black.... LOLOLOL
    abeg
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    How much is the uprooting fee ? LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by CuTiEbABy View Post


    Mega.......hmmmm u need to send money quick to comot this thing. I told u not to do but you do..........loooooooool......now maame has seen and paapa is angry, ready to kill me.........lmbooooooooooooooooooo
    I cant stop laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quophi Aletse View Post
    see the pot trying to tell the kettle e black.... LOLOLOL
    abeg
    Quophi I dey beg rather.......the title be yours no one fit fight with u on it ....so stop all that non-fa yarn for der........lool

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    Quote Originally Posted by MegaMeister View Post
    How much is the uprooting fee ? LOL
    errrrmm father say come see him and he'll discuss with you...........loool ( better come prepared)

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    If you never received letters like these, you know nothing

    Classic...

    Dear Sugar
    Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl. Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.

    To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
    Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand.

    That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.
    Yourz Ever,


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    Dear Honie
    My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time.
    How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

    My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Carey sanged it, you know that it is my favourite song honie. The one day that we were boarding the transport and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

    If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against mariah carey Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
    Please always be writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea.

    Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood. And have a nice day


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    Thanks

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    I think I just realised that I know nothing

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    Oh my gosh memories, hahahahahaha
    AJ

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    If you never received letters like these, you know nothing
    Bro exactly.....I need to go dig in my archives .....
    Stop Judging me by YOUR standards and way of life....MINE is different




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    My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Carey sanged it, you know that it is my favourite song honie. The one day that we were boarding the transport and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.
    Lawwwwwwwwd have mercy
    Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. ~Aesop

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    so who is bumping archives for here???? pope abaadze(what is the matter)? lololol
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