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    A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...

    Becoming a Real Man!



    That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.

    Please take a moment to look over the program outline:



    FIRST YEAR

    Autumn Schedule

    MEN 101...Combating Stupidity

    MEN 102...You too can do housework

    MEN 103...PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut

    MEN 104...We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas



    Winter Schedule

    MEN 110...Wonderful Laundry Techniques

    MEN 111...Understanding the female responses to getting in at 4 a.m.

    MEN 112...Parenting: It doesn't end with conception

    MEN 113...Get a life, learn to cook



    Spring Schedule

    MEN 120...How NOT to act like an ------- when you're wrong

    MEN 121...Understanding your incompetence

    MEN 122...You, the weaker sex

    MEN 123...Reasons to give flowers



    SECOND YEAR

    Autumn Schedule

    SEX 101...You CAN fall asleep without it

    SEX 102...Morning Dilemma: If it's awake, take a shower

    MEN 201...How to stay awake after sex

    MEN 202...How to put the toilet seat down



    Winter Schedule

    MEN 210...The remote control: Overcoming your dependencies

    MEN 211...How NOT to act younger than your children

    MEN 212...You too can be a designated driver

    MEN 213...Honest - You don't look like Russel Wong - Especially naked



    Spring Schedule

    MEN 220...Omitting @#%! from your vocabulary

    MEN 221...Fluffing the blanket after farting in not necessary

    MEN 222...Real men ask for directions

    MEN 223...Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay
    Last edited by CuTiEbABy; 19th September 2010 at 05:16 AM.

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    I mean howwwwwwwww ?? Cutie paaaaa hmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Bitterz D'Alomo View Post
    I mean howwwwwwwww ?? Cutie paaaaa hmm
    hahahhaahahah what I do Pope?

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