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MegaMeister
5th August 2010, 09:19 PM
I found this very funny- Ghetto Poetry

GHETTO LOVE POEM

Gul I loveded you,
Straight up fo'sho.
Or I wouldna told dem ova girls
not to call me no mo.
I knowed it was true,
the first day I seed you.
Why you thank I do,
the thangs I do?
Remember how I use ta wine and dine you,
Schlits Malt Liquor and Bar-Ba-Que.
I gave you a bubble baze and fed you grapes.
Dey was on sale that week a dolla ninety-eight.
Romanic evenins after dark,
Skreet light walks around the block.
Like the very first time,
you came ova to my crib.
And you got all scared,
cause that roach was on yo Tims.


I was right dare,
with a can of spray.
To be yo Super Negro,
and save the day.
I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to da club.....
Don't knock ova dem candles
and burn up my rug!
And dat nite we made luv,
for a long liddle bit of time.
I hope you got yours,
cause I sho'nuff got mine.

I woke up early and made you breakfast in bed.
Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no grits, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereals and was fresh outta milk,
so we had some toast and some potada chips.
I use to rub lotion on yo feets,
and massage yo back.
I found you some glue,
when you lost one of your tracks.
Now what man you ever knowed,
ever loveded you like dis.
Gul please just take my name
off dat child support list.

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Where are my Literature professors ? lets dissect this mofo.

Enchantress
6th August 2010, 03:56 AM
lol thats cute!!!

Pope Bitterz D'Alomo
6th August 2010, 05:34 PM
Mega LOL damn bruh, I thought we... ok never mind. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Kassim is looking for your asss bruh. LOL

Great choice of words. All literary devices present. I give it an A++. West Side baby lol

MegaMeister
6th August 2010, 07:14 PM
LOOOL i know right ? Kassim is the shizzle..Pope u know how we do !

Romanic evenins after dark...lol

Neo
6th August 2010, 10:53 PM
LOOOL i know right ? Kassim is the shizzle..Pope u know how we do !

Romanic evenins after dark...lol

Hehehe vampire escapades..lol

Neo
6th August 2010, 10:54 PM
Like the poem though.. pretty ghetto slick

Pope Bitterz D'Alomo
6th August 2010, 11:29 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


Now what man you ever knowed,
ever loveded you like dis.
Gul please just take my name
off dat child support list.

Pulitzer Prize fo' sho'

MegaMeister
8th August 2010, 08:43 AM
lol...Pulitzer on 'roids lol

APPLES
17th August 2010, 09:50 PM
awwwwwwwww.......romantic

MegaMeister
18th August 2010, 07:07 PM
hehe. very romanic

syc
13th September 2010, 10:02 PM
lmao

Is this a poem or a petition? lol

BBoy T
12th October 2010, 04:41 PM
This is definitely a classic...lol