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ajbabe
6th September 2012, 01:34 PM
Ten madmen were locked up in a chicken yard... Nine of them started jumping while screaming.

However, the other one was just sitting quietly at a corner in the yard!

The psychiatrist on seeing that went close to him, and whispered,"I'm glad for you, I can see that you are the only one among these 10 patients who has regained mental sanity... Now we will discharge you soon...

The madman quickly replied, hey!!
Shhhhhh!!... Keep quiet, I am trying to lay some eggs...

CuTiEbABy
7th September 2012, 02:38 AM
Hahahhhahahahaaaaaaa

Q' lypse
7th September 2012, 07:46 AM
lol

ajbabe
18th September 2012, 01:55 PM
A boy was teaching a girl mathematics...

He kissed her, then kissed her again and said: "This is addition".

Then the girl kissed him back and said: "This is subtraction".

Then they kissed each other and said: "This is multiplication".

Suddenly the girl’s father came and beat up the boy, threw him away and said: "kwasiakwa", to wit, foolish, this is division… I don’t want to see you here gain and that is long division.

omgghana!

CuTiEbABy
18th September 2012, 10:25 PM
A boy was teaching a girl mathematics...

He kissed her, then kissed her again and said: "This is addition".

Then the girl kissed him back and said: "This is subtraction".

Then they kissed each other and said: "This is multiplication".

Suddenly the girl’s father came and beat up the boy, threw him away and said: "kwasiakwa", to wit, foolish, this is division… I don’t want to see you here gain and that is long division.

omgghana!

hahahahaaa ooh hoooo