View Full Version : JOKE:♥ 10 Ways To Propose To A Lady

25th August 2012, 03:09 PM
1. Walk up behind any lady of your choice and point fingers shaped like a gun onto her back and say: “You are under arrest!”
Lady: For what?
You: “For stealing my heart.” ♥ ♥

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one? ♥

3. Are your legs tired?
Lady: Why?
You: Because you have been running through my mind all day!

4. “I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”

5. Can u give me directions to your heart?
I have seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

6. Take a look at the tag on the lady’s shirt, jacket, etc.
She would ask: “What are you doing?”
Respond: “Oh, just checking to see if u were made in Heaven.”

7. Pick up a flower and walk over to a lady. Tell her: “I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.”

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Walk up to a lady and say: “Hey lady! Are you from Greece?”
“No” she answers.
Then you say: “Oh, I thought every Goddess was from Greece… You look pretty.”

10. GEEEEE... I feel like Richard Gere standing beside you …Pretty Woman...