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23rd August 2012, 10:45 AM
In a singles convention a prayer point was raised that singles should pray for their heart desires.

A lady prayed; oh lord I don't want to marry a short man. Any short man that is coming my way I bound him by the holy ghost fire!.

There was a short man standing next to her, praying; oh lord I'm a short man but I'm a billionaire. Immediately she heard the word 'billionaire', her prayer changed. She said; "oh lord! is that your voice?. Who am I to say no?. I will marry the 'content' and ignore the 'container'.