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syc
24th September 2010, 07:10 PM
...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.



Source :cool:nline (<<< just so you know i didnt spend the whole night coming up with this :cool:)

Quophi Aletse
24th September 2010, 07:18 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ......

but shouldnt we be striving to bridge the battle of the sexes gap or im yarning dust here

LOLOLOL

correct yarn though syc
LOL

MegaMeister
24th September 2010, 10:05 PM
The gap can NEVER be bridged.I'm telling you the gap doesn't want to be bridged.

BBoy T
25th September 2010, 02:12 PM
...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.


Serious consequences of catastrophic proportions aka the pool boy will be feeding the meter on your behalf.

CuTiEbABy
26th September 2010, 06:07 AM
looool...I'm sure you stayed up to bring this one out...but its all good.

@Quophi...you sure dey yarn dust....bridge the gap for the where.....abeg free us........lol

Neo
26th September 2010, 10:14 AM
Tell them Syc.

syc
26th September 2010, 06:28 PM
lol quo.... we can only try man... or?

lmfaoooo bboy

hmm... cutiee i just chanced on it ;)

Can i hide behind you while i do that Neo, lol