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sacristo
15th September 2010, 01:17 PM
Never before had a lady looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed.

The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy. One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the box. She didn't figure it was anything he was hiding since she could have looked at it any other time but hadn't.

In the box she found 3 eggs and 10 thousand dollars. This seemed very strange so she went to the husband and asked, "Why are there 3 eggs in a box under our bed?"

He replied, "Well, every time I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in the box." Sue was surprised and hurt that he had been unfaithful but she consoled herself with the fact that they had been married for over 20 years and he had only been unfaithful 3 times.

"But where did the 10 thousand dollars come from?" she asked.

"Well, every time I got a dozen, I sold it.
Source:online

Pope Bitterz D'Alomo
15th September 2010, 07:26 PM
LOL, good one.

syc
15th September 2010, 10:46 PM
Another 10grand and he'll be ready to retire lol

CuTiEbABy
16th September 2010, 02:36 AM
Never before had a lady looked in the box that her husband kept under their bed.

The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy. One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the box. She didn't figure it was anything he was hiding since she could have looked at it any other time but hadn't.

In the box she found 3 eggs and 10 thousand dollars. This seemed very strange so she went to the husband and asked, "Why are there 3 eggs in a box under our bed?"

He replied, "Well, every time I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in the box." Sue was surprised and hurt that he had been unfaithful but she consoled herself with the fact that they had been married for over 20 years and he had only been unfaithful 3 times.

"But where did the 10 thousand dollars come from?" she asked.

"Well, every time I got a dozen, I sold it.
Source:online

hahahahhaahahaha....OMG.....Ladies what would you have done if it were you........I dont wanna think about what I would have done......darnnnnnnnn

CuTiEbABy
16th September 2010, 02:37 AM
Another 10grand and he'll be ready to retire lol

hmmmmm Syc....retire from what? lol

syc
16th September 2010, 04:28 PM
hmmmmm Syc....retire from what? lol

Retire from mass production and retailing of eggs.....
lmaooooo